Florida Man Run Over By His Own Truck

Strange news from Gainesville, Florida this week. 48 Year-old Joseph Carl has been drinking and drove into a vehicle this week. Naturally, I was the first on the scene. He threw the car into park, and when the frightened woman fled the scene, the truck somehow began to move without him noticing. Now, after I reaped his soul, Mr. Carl had this to say.

“What’s it to you boney? I was just about to go kick the crap out of that lady for stopping short. Had you not shown up…” He stated. “The lady did wave her hand at me however, and the fact that my truck moved just after that is slightly suspicious.”

Was this the work of a Witch, a Demon, or a Djinn?

Now, seeing as this case struck me as odd, I did some investigating in the Reaper Files.Only 3 beings known to them could possibly have done this. A Djinn, a Witch, or a Demon.

Facts supporting these: Each have a form of magic which could easily force his truck out of park.

Facts Supporting Demons and Witches: They tend to be vengeful, last time you got a fenderbender, didn’t you want to just blast someone to death?

Facts Supporting a Jinn: Admittedly, this is a bit of a stretch. They would have the same reason as a witch or a demon, but the issue is most Jinn were trapped in household items long ago. Perhaps a Jinn master.

Until this is figured out, I ask all survivors in the Florida area to be on the lookout for these creatures.