Reapers Tip #7 How close are we to the Zombie Apocalypse?

Reapers Weekly Weekend Update. 

Well, I’ve started looking around. As it turns out, everyone is preparing for the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse. Why? Because we are very close to it. Consider this, the world is falling apart at the seams. If the world falls, people will start freaking out. Science has already found ways to create Zombies, plus we’re very near singularity (or the Computer Takeover.) And who’s to say people won’t create Zombies to fight the computers? I don’t know why they would do that, but if there is one thing I’ve learned from horror films? When humanity is in trouble from monsters, they create new ones to fight the other one. Of course, that would be a mistake seeing as how we’d have to survive undead, and cyborgs all at once… And then we’d have to choose which one we’d rather be with… Hm… Here’s my tip of the week, DON’T SEND ZOMBIES TO DESTROY THE COMPUTERS! It’ll cause everything to go Pear-Shaped. 

I am the Reaper, I survive it so you can too. 

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