Djinn

That’s right, today we are talking about Genies. Don’t be fooled by the nice Djinn that are in Disney films, these are the real deal. A trickster, sure, they will warp reality to make sure you don’t escape and remain happy enough to stay, but a Djinn? the rundown on what they will do. They twist your words to make sure you either, don’t get what you want, or you meet me or one of my brothers. I hope neither, but hey, if you ever do meet a Djinn. Here are some helpful tips:

1. Be careful what you wish for. This I cannot stress enough, say you wish for a sub sandwich. What are you gonna get? I’ll tell you what it will be. A witch in the desert in a submarine. Now, you might be thinking: Reaper, Witches don’t like water. Why would one be in a submarine? I’m sorry to tell you this, but truth is, it has never been proven Witches melt when water is put on them. And if that is true, Djinn are wily enough, and just mean enough to make it happen. Bottom line, don’t rub a mysterious gravy boat this thanksgiving. Or we might just have the turkey zombie apocalypse. Delicious with gravy, but might not be the best thing for other people. 

————————————————————-IF YOU ARE THE DJINN——————————————————–

Don’t worry about your name rhyming with a condiment, at least your not Mayonnaise right?

Not saying you wouldn’t be good on sandwiches. But, I wouldn’t try it.

So, if you didn’t leave halfway through my corny jokes, hope you keep on rocking!

But really, don’t even touch the gravy boat this thanksgiving…

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